Your present this year will be my presence on your computer screen. Let’s face it, Christmas time is no different to any other time for you. You’re still a loser, still jerking and that’s exactly how you’ll be staying all day long. Gooning away to me all day, there’ll be no festivities for you. Edging away, building yourself up into a state, growing weaker and more addicted, whilst I spend the festive time with my alpha boyfriend. Clip after clip, you goon away, falling deeper and deeper, growing weaker and weaker. You’re so lucky you get to spend your day with me on your screen, better than just being a regular lonely pathetic loser, isn’t it?