Did you have a nice Christmas loser? Did you receive many presents? Oh REALLY, you did? Well, I do hope you realise you won’t be keeping ANY of those presents? You’re a completely pathetic unworthy loser who doesn’t deserve nice things at all, coal is the only thing you deserve. What would you even do with nice things, you have nobody to impress. You are a disgusting lowly bottom feeding cockroach and I am beautiful perfect deserving Queen. Next Christmas I want you to tell your family you don’t want anything for Christmas because you don’t deserve it and instead you want them to send me gifts instead. Anyway, chop chop loser, get to selling all your gifts and sending me EVERY SINGLE PENNY.