Maria Jade steps out from her friends home to lite up a cigarette and to finally relax. She sees you stumbling around like the pathetic loser that you are, being all odd and whatnot... She barks at you to come sit at these stairs so she can use you as a Human Ashtray since that's all you are really good for. Plus the outside ashtray looks disgusting to Maria, so it's a win-win for her really. She takes a couple deep drags from her cigarette and blows it into your face and mouth! She tells you to stick that clean tongue out and be ready for a whole lot of cigarette ash coming your way!! She flicks her cig ash into your mouth and tells you to hold it their till she thinks it's time to swallow all that dirty ash!