Your dick may be small but there is still something of yours that it thick, five inches long and can please me incredibly well- your WALLET. You need to compensate for the fact that you are a failure of a man. A tiny shrimp dicked REJECT. You want to be in my good graces? You want my acknowledgment? Fine, I'll throw you a bone... pay me. Pay me for every single inch you're missing. I don’t do charity work. Talking to you isn’t tax deductible. I want something out of this and you only have one thing to offer. So sad!