Happy New Year! I heard through the grape vine that many American people are receiving stimulus checks and you just happen to be one of them. You are officially $600 richer, but that's not going to last for long. I'm going to rip you off today, but not necessarily because I need the money. I just want it. That check was supposed to help you through these unprecedented times, but I think I want to blow it on clothes and shoes instead. That's way hotter than you paying your bills anyways. Don't get too anxious though, loser. Atleast I left you $1! LOL
