Part of my toilet routine is to get all fancied up before a big shizz. I don my pearl earrings, red hot lipstick and red-bottomed Christian Louboutins and nothing else. Before I head out on a night on the town I like to drop a large loaf in my favorite lou so that I can have the best time ever. Would you love to worship my nude body and tasty treats? My offerings deserve only the best attire and dressing for the occasion is top priority.