My mom's never home so i do all the grocery shopping and I know this is kinda dirty but when i'm picking out a cucumber i always think of a big huge dick and pick the one that feels perfect in my hand (then I watch the expression of the check out girl try not to smile hehe ;) My uncle Steve is always hanging around and I love teasing him, he's kinda geeky and he gets all flustered when I act inappropriate around him. Wanna watch how I tease him and wrap him around my little finger using a big fat cucumber