Little dick loser, you need to quit talking about your mini penis. It's a new year & you need a fresh & new opinion. Women don't think your little dick is cute or funny. It's just pathetic. Women like Me would feel sorry for you, except you talk about it too much. You fetishize your little 3 inches & it's really gross. You are the only one who cares about your inch worm. I will make you a deal. If you stop fixating on your ugly tiny skin tag, I will let you jerk off in front of Me. If I let you tug, no more talking about your dick in the new year or showing off your lack of endowment to any Woman. Deal? Ok, then twiddle it to My countdown.