I’ve noticed a correlation. I’ve noticed the busier I am and the less time I have to talk to you, the more desperate you become for my attention. You know you’re just one of thousands of desperate losers who are begging to talk to me and that turns you on so much. The longer I leave your messages unanswered, the more agonising it becomes for you and in turn, the more you crave me and the more addicted you become to me. You’re growing an increasing fetish for being ignored, aren’t you? In fact, I’m going to develop that fetish further now by ignoring you right now. Admit it loser, it turns you on so much!