Have you taken a look at yourself recently? You've glutted yourself from a piglet into a proper hog. How long did it take to squeeze yourself into that ill fitting outfit? You're fat is literally pouring over the top of your pants. The poor seams look like they're about to burst! You just couldn't stop eating could you? Soon nothing in your closet will fit. No matter, it's time to measure and weigh you. Let's see all the damage that you've done to yourself fatty! You've certainly fattened yourself up. Now that I have more free time I'm going to see that you grow even bigger. I'm thinking twice my size? Soon you'll be nothing more than a wheezing sweaty sack of lard. Too stupid to stop eating yourself further into immobility. After all, who needs to walk?