My room mate ALWAYS leaves a mess in the house and I am always the one stuck cleaning it! I ended up finding a huge dildo in the cabinet! It has to be hers cuz I'd never leave anything naughty in the common parts of the house. I knew she would be on her way home but I could probably get a few minutes in. I used her toy and came all over it. I see her car pull in from the window and I slurp up my juices since I had no time to clean it.