So I got broken up with a couple weeks ago. But no need to fret, I'm fine! In fact, I already have a new boyfriend! This is the making of my new Balloon Boyfriend - the perfect companion! He'll never leave me! I make out with him, let him feel me up, and ride his face on our first date. He lays in my lap and I give him soft scritches and kisses at the end because I'm a great girlfriend. If you want me to be your girlfriend send a tribute or become a fan!