My bully starts teasing me when I complain about my sore ass from all the wedgies he's been giving me, so I dare him to take some wedgies of his own. I challenge him to a full on wedgie war. We take turns giving each other the hardest, biggest wedgies and whoever taps out first, loses. We give each other atomic wedgies, shoulder wedgies, bouncing wedgies, pile driver wedgies, spinning wedgies, frontal wedgies, and hanging wedgies. Who will win this wedgie war?