Since we matched on ****** (to everyone's surprise), we've been getting to know each other very intimately. You're totally obsessed with me...you even told me you think you're falling in love. Well, I think I'm ready to take things to the next level. Unfortunately, my idea of "next level" is very different from yours.... See, you're not the only guy I matched with on ******. You're just the one I chose to be our lucky cucky victim.