Hello there. you look lost. Such an awful way to feel, isn't it? Like your life has no direction? Well, luckily for you it is by no coincidence that you have found your self here before Me. you see, I specialize in providing lost men like yourself with a purpose. I bet you can feel a change happening already. you want to get down to your knees, don't you? It's the natural effect of being in the presence of a true Goddess. So, go ahead, get down onto your knees and look up at the Goddess you will now devote your life to serving: giving you a sense of purpose like you never dreamed possible...