Today, January the 13th is my birthday and you know what that means, don’t you, loser? It means I have the right to do whatever the fuck I want! And you know what I feel like doing? I wanna RIP YOU THE FUCK OFF! Today is all about me, just like every other day, but today more so than usual. I deserve to get everything I want on my birthday and a pathetic loser like you deserves to get ripped off by a perfect brat like me. So today you’ll be following the instructions in this clip and doing WHATEVER I want you to do. UNDERSTAND, BITCH BOY? Warning: this clip contains seriously EXTREME BRATTINESS!