There are so many things I can have you ruin. Your cock, your balls, and even your orgasm. Enter at your own risk loser! Oh look, there you are. Another loser waiting for Goddess Sydney to ruin him. Are you ready to get your balls d? Did you bring some tools? A ruler, rope, your dick? Anything useful to that useless pile of meat you call your balls. First off, go ahead and use the rope to tie up your dick and your balls. Tie them together. Next up, pick up the ruler. You know what to do with it. Hit your balls. Five times. Hard and fast! Hit it like you fucking mean it!!! And that's just the beginning. If you follow all the CBT instructions, you might get to jerk off whatever is left of your private parts.