What's the point of being the boss if you can't find a secret hideaway place to have a crafty quiet cigarette break. That said I like a little entertainment too so why not combine both and frustrate the nuts off that bloke in the office, you know the one that can't keep his eyes off me. It's you isn't it? Don't be shy I know it's you, now come along with me I need an ashtray and that big mouth of yours is perfect for the job. Come on lets have some fun, kneel down and be my Ash Slave! After I've had a long satisfying drag I'll get nice and close, you'll be able to feel the warmth of my body before I make a present of that hot sterling smoke. Take it right down now there's a good Ash Slave. How does it feel being so close and intimate with your favourite boss? Same time tomorrow, don't be late!