FetCon has gone terribly wrong. I drank WAY too much, and I can barely stumble back to my hotel room. I'm a mess. Not only am I sozzled, I'm starting to feel queasy. Did I just indulge too much, or did some sinister strudel slip something into my beverage? Blehhh, I'm going to bed. Something is wrong when I wake up. I'm not hungover, exactly, but I feel... off. Something is- WAIT. Where are my clowntits?! Where is my HAIR? I've turned into a MAN! A big, hairy, testosterone-laden DUDE! And this dangly- OMG!- a cock! I HAVE A COCK! Not some fun squeaky rubber chicken squeaking cock, BUT A DICK COCK! A COCK AND BALLS! What am I going to do?! Featuring: @clowniegiggles