Well, today’s the day! You’ve finally reached the age where it’s time to geld you! Oh, you’re not familiar with that term? Well, it means to castrate; to remove a male creature’s testicles so that he has a much better temperament. You see when male creatures get older, their desire to hump everything in sight gets stronger and stronger. I know you don’t want to be controlled by your boner for the rest of your life so I’m going to do you a favor, just like I do for all of the other male creatures here, and remove those testicles for you. Let me explain how my irons work. First, I get them really hot in a fire, then I squeeze them around your testicles, twist, and pop! It’ll all be over before you know it and you’ll be free to explore all of your hobbies and interests and be a much better companion to women this way. Oh, you didn’t think you were going to keep them? Only the most prized males with the best genetics get to keep theirs and, well, let’s just say that you’re nowhere close to the best of the best. A peppy, condescending, POV castration!