I just got back from working out, it was leg day, a very difficult workout. I worked up quite a sweat. Don't you see it glistening on my body? I bet you want to taste it, don't you? First I'm going to peel off my drenched socks, what's that? You want them in your mouth, here you go! The aroma is just so overwhelming, and you love it. Mmmmm, the taste of my salty sweat in your mouth makes you feel so dirty, it's like you're my own personal gym towel. Sit there because I'm going to need you to lick the sweat off of my legs and my armpits. The best is yet to come.