Hey honey, I have an idea for spicing things up in the bedroom. You know how you're always begging me to let you stick it in THAT hole? I've decided I'm going to let you, but first I want you to do something for me. I want to watch you jerk off and eat your own cum for me. Please? I know you think it's gross, but it would really turn me on and get me in the mood for having my ass fucked. I'll strip for you and show you my body to get you hard while you jerk off. That turns me on...I'm going to play with my pussy while I watch you stroke. Now shoot your load into that glass and slurp it all down...I'm going to give myself a big orgasm while I watch you swallow your own cum! WOW, I can't believe you really did it! I thought for sure you would chicken out. Gross, now I don't want to kiss you. Fuck my ass? Ha, good luck getting it hard again! I got what I wanted, now I'm going to bed!