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I have a ton of shoes, as you can see. Shoe lovers like you are always buying me new pairs, which means I run out of space very quickly. Because of this, my brand new shoes often end up on the floor! That is simply unacceptable. Since you love shoes so much, I have decided to give you the opportunity of a lifetime; you get to become my human shoe rack! This will require you to outstretch your arms and bear the weight of my pretty footwear. Maybe if you're lucky, you'll even get to clean some of my shoes as well. This POV is everything your fantasies are made of. I just want my damn shoes off the floor. Looks like we both win!