I was wondering why you didn't come into work today. and i think i figured out you dirty little secret. see i know that you know that i am a foot goddess, and i know that you happen to like feet. I figured out you were a big fan of mine. Ive been noticing you, foot bitch. love love my feet. dont worry, i didnt tell everyone and i wont, but on one condition. you are are going to be my personal assistant in the office. youll be getting my lunch, youll be running my errands, if my hone rings and im not at my desk, you will answer it, you will type all my emails, you will me my office boy toy. its not too hard, i will train you. Worship my feet, Im your boss now.