Hey toilet bitch - Get your dick hard because I'm going to make you do something nasty and humiliating, but funny as hell. You're too much of a bitch for pussy aren't you? Well, you're too much of a bitch for your own hand too LOL. Find the nearest toilet, preferrably a dirty one, and stick your cock between the lid and the rim and FUCK IT. Dirty toilet sex is what you fucking deserve for being such a little beta loser. Go on, fuck that toilet while I laugh at what a bitch you are.