Today would be anyone's unlucky day...except for yours! Sure, you're going to be devoured and chomped up by two beautiful man eaters - but think about how beautiful they are and how eager they are to eat you! They have a variety of creative ways they would love to taste your flesh... Perhaps a cleaver to turn your skin into delectable cubes? Perhaps some rope before tossing you in the oven? There's so many ways to eat you and using your bones as crackers for soup would delight the two hungry ladies, deciding your fate....