Society has developed so much and long gone are the days when someone’s status was defined by their income or intelligence. I always hated how ugly, nerdy men were somehow deemed as being worthy or even high status. But now society judges everyone solely on their appearance and lowly losers like yourself have to serve as a full-time toilet slave to those of us at the top end of society like me. I don’t see why I should clean my own ass when I have a loser like you at my disposal, ready and waiting to lick it clean? It’s much more economical too, saving on toilet paper and having a self-cleaning toilet. So, I’m going to talk you through what your responsibilities are going to be in your new role, as well as warning you about my love of spicy food, before preparing to take my new toilet for a test drive. Haha, welcome to your new life, bitch!