Bullying you, giving you swirlies and wet willies is my favourite thing to do on an otherwise boring Sunday afternoon. Giving you repeat wedgies, until you split while verbally degrading you. You should not be surprised, loser is written on your forehead in glowing letters. I simply enjoy mocking, berating, degrading and tormenting you. Every time i wedgie you, you wince in pain, you squirm and cringe. Giving you swirlies is like trying to cleanse you from being such a loser, but unfortunately it does not work. You are my favourite repeat wedgie victim.