It’s hard to stay on my good side when you don’t have the disposable income needed to keep me spoiled and happy. Still, you try hard to fall into my good graces and remain a good boy. However, a broke beta like you will never be my favorite. I prefer the rich, silent types. You talk far too much for how little you’re able to send me, and frankly, I find you annoying. Until you can afford to run your mouth the way you currently do, put a muzzle on it. Less talky and more spendy. You aren’t even close to earning the attention and conversation that you crave from me. Try adding some zeros to your next transaction, and see how I respond. In the meantime? Shush.