I've always been curious for years what it would feel like to crush a spiral light bulb under my heels, and tonight I dared to find out! I show off my shiny brown heels, turning this way and that before bringing out the bulb. I tease it slightly, rolling it under my heel, admiring how it fits perfectly under the arch of it. Then, I rest the toe of my heel above it and sloooowwly begin to press down. The crunch and shattering of the bulb is deliciously satisfying, and gives me more excitement to continue. Watch and listen as I crunch the bulb beneath my delicate heels, this way and that, until there's nothing left but the base and shards...