Every year on Valentine’s Day, you’re supposed to be celebrating love. You treat and spoil the person that brings you the most fulfillment and satisfaction, so why would you ever be celebrating with your wife? We both know that I’m the most important person in your life, and my presence is something to rejoice in. Instead of picking out the perfect present for her, shower me in presents and cash while you thank me for gifting you with my attention. You don’t really love her, not like you love me. This is just another year of pretending and trying desperately to hold up this joke of a facade. You want so badly to be set free so you can pursue your true desires. You don’t want her, so leave her. Set her free, and become my good beta bitch instead. Devote yourself to me this Valentine’s Day, without any distractions and without wasting your time or energy on anyone else.