I’m not surprised to see you alone on Valentine’s Day. A loser like you could only hope to be enjoying the company of a beautiful woman. Instead of sharing a romantic, candlelit dinner with a gorgeous lady, you’ll be spending tonight with your hand, just like every other night of your loser life. You’re such a pathetic man. While other men get pussy this Valentine’s Day, the closest you’ll get is your own palm, slick with lotion as you pump up and down your cock. No, you don’t get to slowly peel off festive, red lingerie from the beautiful body of a woman. You’re meant to be alone, jerking into your hand forever. Don’t try to fool yourself into believing that you actually have a chance with women. Make love to your hand this Valentine’s Day, thankful that you at least get that.