Listen, you've been pretty useless to the company lately. I'm thinking of letting you go, you're just a waste of my company's money. In fact, there's only one way you could redeem yourself. My feet hurt so I think you can spend the rest of the workday giving them a massage. Just get on your knees, under my desk, and out of my sight. This is perfect, what a dumb foot loser you are. I think you've always had a thing for my feet anyway. You're such a loser, at my feet, massaging and worshipping them like a slave. My perfect toes get you so weak as you massage every wrinkle of my soles. At least you're good for something! If you wanna continue to be my employee, this is where you'll remain 8 hours a day. Under my desk as my foot slave.