Slave Chris is the hugest nerd ever, he spends his free time playing video games all day long. I got a new PS4 game and called him over, he was so excited.... he thought he was actually going to get to play it with me! Little did he know, he was going to be used as a piece of furniture to prop my tired feet up while I sat back, relaxed and whooped some ass on Dragons Dogma! Gamer Girl = Total nerdgasm.