What's it like to be My You're going to find out, because today I adopted you. Your name was Adam at the pound, but don't worry, I'll give you a new name, one that suits you better. First, we have to get those useless balls cut off, and then I can take you home and show you around. You're so lucky to have a perfect Mistress. I know you'd do anything to please Me, because you're a good little doggy, huh?