You love it when I get my gloves all slick and shiny from my spit, don’t you?? You love it even more when I make you lick up every last drop of my delicious spit! Watch me put on my surgical mask and gloves. I get spit all over my gloves, lick my fingers, spit on my wristwatch, and instruct you to clean it up for me. You are a good patient ;)