Hello and welcome to another fart therapy session. You've been coming to me for a while now and we are still no closer to finding out what is truly bothering you so it's time you open up with me. I am your therapist after all, everything you tell me is confidential. Now I want you to tell me what's truly been bothering you all of these years... Oh, I see... Well, that's nothing bad at all! You have a fart fetish and that's definitely nothing to be alarmed about. That's just as normal as any other sexual fetish... as a matter of fact, I have something of a fart fetish myself. Really, I do! I'm actually quiet gassy right now so I suppose you wouldn't mind if I just leaned over and let one rip, right? Good good... well, now I know exactly what kind of treatment you need. You need a cognitive behavior therapy and I know just what to do. I want you to drop your pants and masturbate for me while I'm releasing all of my gas. This will help your mind to understand that it is totally ok to be turned on by a sexy woman farting. Trust me, this will totally work and I need to release all of this lunch gas anyways so let's get started. Drop your pants and grab your cock!