It's that time of year again... Valentines day. The day you end up sat at home wanking over girls on the Internet because you can't get one in your bed. And no wonder! You're such a pathetic loser, no girl would ever wanna go near you. But don't worry, I'm here to allow you to have a pity wank. Stroke that disgusting dick for me. Have a sad wank about how lonely you are as you watch me tease you with my goddess body, twerking and laughing. Then at the end of my countdown I want to laugh as I watch you eat up your own loser juice. That's the best you'll be getting for valentines day.