*knock knock *Paris opens door Nyxon- Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula? Paris- No- wait, Dracula? Nyxon- Yes! Paris- You're a vampire? Nyxon- Yes... I have pamphlets! Paris- Vampires have missionaries? Nyxon- Where else would new vampires come from? Paris- I assumed you bit people. Nyxon- There are many hurtful stereotypes. May I come in?