Oh babe, that was the best Mexican dinner ever! Thank you so much for taking me to my favorite place to eat even though it is your birthday! Mmmm... you even bought me 2 platters of food, too. I am soooo stuffed. So babe... what do you want most for your birthday right now? I'll do anything you want, I want to give you the best present ever! So, what do you want? Oh... wow... really? You want me to sit on your face and.... fart? Well... that's kind of an embarrassing request but I want you to be happy and I'll do anything you want so lay down on the bed! Let me just climb on your face and.... let one rip! Did you like that? Really? You like me ripping farts in your face? Ok... well good then because I am absolutely full of gas from that awesome dinner so here comes the next one!