Hello fart loser. I have an extra special treat for you today. I am having some kind of gastrointestinal issue tonight which is resulting in my farts being very juicy... very wet... very fucking nasty. You are going to eat, smell and worship every fart that comes out of my Goddess ass tonight regardless of how nasty they are. You are my fart loser... my farts are your life... you will treasure every disgustingly wet fart that rips out of my ass through my jeans and you better watch out because these farts are an accident waiting to happen. Oh no, my farts are turning into sharts! Oh yes, I definitely just left a stain on my pants. Oops, I think I just splattered on your face! Better lick it up, fart loser!