Like many people, you don't really "get" Valentine's Day. It sucks being single at this time of year, but you just want to head home after a long day of watching over the top PDA from couples caught up in the holiday. When you get home, your Mom is dressed in her silk robe. She wishes you a Happy Valentine's day with a kiss on both cheeks. Ugh! Her too? Well, you suppose she has Dad to entertain this evening. And she makes sure you know it. It kind of grosses you out, but you suppose it's kind of nice that she's so open with you. Then comes the dreaded question... "How many Valentine's cards did you get today son?". You answer honestly, that you haven't received any and aren't expecting any. In true Mom fashion, she doesn't want to hear this. Her perfect son is the hottest bachelor in town. You repeat once more that you haven't received any cards. Perhaps it's because she insists on spending so much time with you and no other woman would ever be up to her standards. She admits that maybe she's been getting in your way, and reminisces on the good old days when you'd spend Valentine's Day together, where you'd make her a card and bake cookies with her at home. You acknowledge that you used to have a lot of fun together, however you explain that you both know it's not the same as being in a relationship with someone. When you're a couple on Valentine's Day, you get to do so much more. Well, Mom doesn't want you to go without, does she? She wants her perfect son to have everything he wants. Even if it's a Valentine's Day fuck! But you've got a short time to do it before Dad gets home... maybe if you cum inside her it will lube her up for Dad!