Look at the pathetic life you lead. No spouse, no lovers or significant others, you don’t even have any friends. You sit at home alone with the internet and your online porn, nothing but your boring thoughts and your own hand to keep you company. I bet you even talk to yourself, don’t you? Such a useless, friendless loser desperate for someone to care about you. Well, today you can think of me as your fairy godmommy. A few waves of my hand, a new set of clothes on your body, and you’ll have a whole new life—one that would be a humiliation for anyone else, but for such loser like you, it’ll seem like paradise.