Whatever you have planned - forget it. I don't care how much your wife says she doesn't care about celebrating the big V-Day. She does, and she's expecting you to pull out all the stops. Maybe you're newly coupled up and you should really be maximizing the honeymoon phase. Maybe you've been married for decades and this is your last chance to inject some romance into your relationship. Either scenario has the same outcome though: me pushing you to the brink of divorce because you follow my command. Forget about her, don't do anything, and worship me on Valentine's instead. I'll break up that "happy" little marriage and keep you for myself.