You have been slacking majorly in school and you know it... you weren't really worried about it until you teacher asked you to stop by her room after school was over. You were definitely worried about what the letter home to your parents would say... you didn't realize, however, that a letter home would have been so much better than the severe punishment you were about to receive. So severe, infact, that you would wind up never slacking during her class ever again. You never anticipated just how cruel a teacher could be... until this afternoon. It started out normal enough until you teacher started talking about how gassy she was after her Mexican food lunch. You couldn't believe your ears when she said that you were going to smell her farts... surely, this couldn't possibly be right. Can she even do that? Surely not... But oh yes, she definitely could and would. Your teacher changed your life forever the day she turned you into her fart eating bitch. Let's just say, you have a much more profound respect for your education and your teacher from this day on.
