You ask me how far along I am in my pregnancy, I tell you there's no way I'm pregnant because I'm on birth control. It's just not possible. You make comments to all my body changes - growing belly, big boobs, nipples leaking of strange liquid, but I am in complete denial that I could be pregnant. I've been eating a lot lately but I blame it on the birth control causing hormone changes - it's probably why I'm so bloated, my nipples have changed colour, my boobs have grown, I've had weird food cravings and the strange liquid leaking from my breasts is unexplainable, but again, there's certainly no way I could be pregnant.