your wife is not happy about not having sex and you are worried about a divorce and can't let things go that far for sake of your **** and friends. I know of a way that will benefit us both in this situation...every time you have sex with your wife there is going to be a fee...this amuses and makes Me happy. She won't be getting any pleasure anyways since you will last maybe a minute, so neither of you will be happy about that but I will be! Pay up.