Chop it off. You have no use for it - not when the thing between your thighs looks that unfortunate. And if you think you could ever possibly please me the way my cigarettes do, then you've got another thing coming. What you should do is chop it off. A butter knife would do when we're talking about a shrimp-duck such as yours! From the stem. Want to please me? Then you should chop it right off x