You’re probably already stroking. You’re probably going to cum before this clip even downloads. You know exactly fucking why, too. It’s because you’re a loser. You’re a loser who can’t last longer than a minute in bed. And I say “in bed” in a purely figurative sense, because nobody would actually fuck you. No, I’m talking about your pathetic jerk habits. Even when it’s just you, humping your hand alone, you can barely last. So I’ll say it again: You cum fast because you’re a loser. Only losers cum fast.