Paying me makes you stupid. Jerking for me makes you stupid. You can’t resist the urge to make stupid decisions. You might start with the delusion that you’re just going to… spend a few dollars. Maybe you think you’ll make a $100 tribute, and then be done for the day. But does that ever happen? No. My beauty turns your brain to mush, and you start emptying your bank account for me. Why is that? As if I even have to ask. As if we don’t both already know the answer. It’s because you’re a finDUMMY.